One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
You guys don’t understand
I have:
- “for shits ‘n’ giggles” ships
- then ships
- then OTPs
- then OTPs among OTPs
- then THE OTP
johnny depp more like johnny deep…..into the ocean because he was in pirates of the caribbean and they were in the ocean and he probably went deep into it when he went swimming i bet
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johnny depp more like johnny deep…..into the ocean because he was in pirates of the caribbean and they were in the ocean and he probably went deep into it when he went swimming i bet

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One Must Always Reblog When Fandoms Save Each Other
OH MY GOD
omg it got
worsebetterdammit Ronald.
oh my goodness.
when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from